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STOP PRESS: NEW FLU VIRUS FOUND

At an urgent Press Conference held on 15th August 2009, it was announced by Dr. Leo Rebello: "We have found ICECREAM FLU is more real and immediate than the Swine Flu or Avian Flu. Within 12 hours of eating Icecream at a wedding or in a hotel, immediate attack of flu grips the person who has eaten the old stock of icecream" warned Dr. Leo Rebello and added, "Surprisingly, in a controlled study done, it was noted that those who eat Kulfi nothing happens. Consequently, Kulfi can be taken as a Vaccine to Icecream Flu", alerted Dr. Leo Rebello, eminent Holistic Healer, at an overcrowded Press Conference held at his residence in Kandivali East, the Western Suburb of Mumbai, which looks like Manhattan with towering buildings, malls, multiplexes and airconditioned engineering colleges.

100 odd journalists who attended gorged on Icecream, yet laughed at this new announcement and asked whether this was some kind of joke. To prove his point, Dr. Leo Rebello told them : "You have just now eaten Icecream freely. 99 out of 100 of you would get Icecream Flu by tomorrow morning" warned the good doctor. "But," he added,"there was nothing to panic. You can come to eat Kulfi tomorrow in a free trial" announced Dr. Leo Rebello as journalists scampered out in fright.

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A Young Couple named their first born NC, Second arrival MC, and the third ABC.

They explained: First child was born out of Natural Curosity (NC)

The Second was planned by Mutual Consent (MC)

The Third was Absolute Bloody Carelessness! (ABC)

Two Idiots were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked," Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test" Second one asked," So? Are you afraid?" First one replied, "No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger" Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

"Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers "Yes".

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please."